Alberta Dictionary - Part 1

The war on language continues. I'm glad we have something like the Urban Dictionary to help keep the language in the hands of sensible people. (While your over there be sure to vote on this definition.) I started thinking about the smears going around about the new Governor General and the general crap that keeps floating around about Western Alienation and Alberta Seperation. I decided that bunk is an underused word. Like all good words it needs to be combined with other words. Thus I offer the following bunk lexicon. All of these will surely end up in my ongoing Alberta Dictionary project.

bunkcity
A place you go in your head to create or digest bunk

bunquiste
A Quebecer that pushes bunk (le front de bunquiste de Quebec)

bunkocracy
Government by bullshit, e.g., Klein Conservatives

bunkess
A high ranking female socialite adept at public bunk.

bunkadelica
Revisionist cultural history of the 1960's.

bunkranicity
Two streams of bunk hook up in an unpredictable way to produce a third more viral stream.

abunkal
Bunk that has no moral values.

breakenbunk
Unusually pungent bunk heard on calgary radio in the evenings

frankenbunk
Various streams of bunk artificially nailed together to create something kind of ugly and self-loathing.

narcobunk
Drug induced bunk.

microbunk
How do you want to be lied to today?

bunking off
An old phrase for skipping school. Who knew? Verbs followed by the word off should be avoided.

corbellabunk
Bunk you can take pride in calling your own because it was completely written by you an no one else.

bunkanistas
Low level propaganda spreaders. The foot soldiers of bunk.

bunkekenesis
The ability to move objects with bullshit.

bunkmire
Bunk that lands you in a quagmire. see WMD.

bunkosphere
A place where bunk is easily aggregated and consumed

bunktropy
The downward spiral of bunk. According to the first law of bunkodynamics, bunk is never lost it just changes form.

masterbunker
1. Creating bunk for your own consumption, in your room alone late at night, with Toby Keith playing. 2. A senior bunk artist.

bunkokleptic
Someone who steals someone else's bunk. See Corbellabunk.

bunkmeister
Slang; 1. a bunk adept; 2. a pal who helps with your bunk.

bunkarhoid
1. The sore you get after coming in contact with infectious bunk. 2. A fallacious reason for not serving in a war you cried and bitched for.

curmudgabunk
1. Old people's crap. 2. Hiding a falsehood with crankiness.

clusterbunk
A major fiasco that is caused by undetected bunk. See "insurgent".

bunkterfuge
A deceptive strategy based on bunk. See Western Alienation. Please recommend this post